Stressed Communicator Gifts

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Took On Too Much

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'You need some stress.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Does your accountant speak your language?

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"Make it quick—I only have a minute."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."