Stressed Communicator Gifts

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Took On Too Much

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'While you were out I replaced you.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'You need some stress.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"Make it quick—I only have a minute."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."