Stressbusters Pillows

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

Where your mind & battle are los

In basket-case.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

Cat in a flap

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

In and Out Tray

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Stressed over time management

Torn-Off Mouse.