Stressbuster Pillows

In basket-case.

'You're not allergic to moulds or pollen, but you are interest-rate sensitive.'

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked!"

Woman looking at notice on bulletin board: 'Middle Managers without Borders Support Group.'

"Off to meditation?"

'My ears just fell off! Hold my calls!'

The Walking Dread

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

"I believe genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration."

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

"I had an awful dream. I was being chased by a standardized test!"

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

Nervous Oral Testing

In and Out Tray