Stress Struggler Mugs

'I've always been a perfectionist - just not a very good one.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Ahhh...'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

The Amazing Man-Spider

Another day at work would be one too many...

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Fight or Flight

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I feel your pain."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"