Stress Survivor Mugs

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

'And this is the only performance indicator that's moving up. Unfortunately, it's my blood pressure.'

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'He had chest pains. A real wake-up call to slow down a bit. Unfortunately, he was on another line and missed it.'

"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Relax, they're just worry warts."

Woman trying to do lots of things at once

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'Doug, Jeremy! Get back in here! The sales graph was upside-down!'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

"A coronary ?...let me see, I could just about fit one in around September, next year."

'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Have you got a hand free to help me?"

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

"Ever feel like there just isn't enough time in the day to delegate all the things you want done?"

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Beware of Everything.

'Depressed, not sleeping, low self esteem...still enough about me, what can I do for you?'

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

WWGlobal Personnel: 'Do you work well under pressure!'

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

'Stress can kill, but it takes too long.'

"Three more got laid off today."

"Must you work overtime? Haven't you made enough mistakes for one day?"

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'

Stress Management.

The Rat Race

"Give me your wallet. And the name of your antiperspirant."