Stress Snack Enthusiast Mugs

'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'

"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Super Heroes.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'You need some stress.'

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Covid-19 Caution

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

Exercising in Confinement

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

"I sometimes eat and drink too much. My stomach gets very upset about it."

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: CLEAN UNDERWEAR

Office of Tax Simplification. Use other door. Not an entrance. Doing my taxes is confusing! It's so stressful I eat junk food for weeks. So, the same thing happens every April ... I find myself in a bigger slacks bracket.

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

I'd turn around if I were you...

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Man with snail shell on back which smoke like a factory

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'Ms. Hanson, bring me some extra-strength comfort food.'

Most Unpopular Cereals.

'...And on weekends, he worries about what he forgot to worry about during the week.'

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."