Stress Reliever Detective T-Shirts

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I feel your pain."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Nervous Oral Testing

Meat Grinder