Stress Reliever Detective Prints

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

Fittd shēt

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Meat Grinder

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"