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JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Counting ribs

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Nervous Oral Testing