Stress-relief Specialist T-Shirts

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Dude. You seem tense."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"You're incredibly tight."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

Board Meeting

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

Death from Overwork.

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

'Inside healer'

'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'

Emergency yoga

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

"I'm having one of those days where you can't decide if it makes more sense to freak-out or panic."

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

AcmeVending 'Getting you through the hectic day!': Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate, Antidepressant.

'But this company was founded on getting totally over excited.'

'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

Rage-a-Day Calendar.