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Why real estate salespeople should never try to sell their own homes.

Under pressure.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

"I'm putting you on country music."

"Time to do it in!"

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

An extremely general practitioner

"It's been a stressful school year."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Welcome to Work Life Balance

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"...he has the ability to switch off at the end of the day!"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I didn't insult or hit you and I didn't fire you today. That's enough praise."

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

"Harlan's problem is being unable to transition from mutual funds to mutual fun."

Safety last.

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life: 'The pay is good, but the pressure here...'

'I have a note from my doctor. You're going on holiday next week.'