Stress-free Seeker Mugs

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

'I'll only give you the paper if you promise not to let the news upset you.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'Actually, Doc, I don't have a problem. I just wanted to sit on the couch for a while without getting slapped with the newspaper.'

An extremely general practitioner

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'Congratulations on your retirement. You can have this back now.'

'I must warn you; reading your bill may cause heart palpitations,cold sweat,stomach cramps,nausea...'

"Be in the moment. It helps all of eternity seem less overwhelming."

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

Welcome to Work Life Balance

Under pressure.

So what are you planning to do in retirement? A little voluntary work?

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

"Harlan's problem is being unable to transition from mutual funds to mutual fun."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"...he has the ability to switch off at the end of the day!"

Time for vacation, time for work.

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

Comfort Zone. Oh, great .... we locked ourselves again.

"...my work paid for this session, and I really just needed the rest."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."