Stress-free Living Enthusiast Pillows

"You have reached someone who does not answer the phone after 8 p.m. If this is a matter of life and death, it will likely be resolved by morning."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Monday around 9PM.

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'You need some stress.'

In the Fever Cubicle

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

Life-Work Balance.

Board Meeting

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"I find it helps me concentrate."

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

'Inside healer'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'This is your new office.'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

"Cancel any plans you had for the weekend I need some ideas for new 'work/life' policy before Monday!"

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!"

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

'You're overworked.'