Stress-free Living Advocate Prints

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

Slow down or you'll never see 18.

On holiday.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"We need to walk."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'No sweat shop'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

Death from Overwork.

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

Coronavirus crisis

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

Emergency yoga

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

Psychiatrist stretcher

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."