Stress-buster Advocate Prints

"Mr. Clark isn't here today. He called in sick of the whole thing."

On holiday.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

In the Fever Cubicle

Board Meeting

'No sweat shop'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

Death from Overwork.

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

'Inside healer'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Emergency yoga

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Hang on, he's coming now."

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.