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Stress Clinic - Stepped out to smell the roses.

Stress Seminar Today

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Fragile stamper.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Dude. You seem tense."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

Yoga.

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"You've got to learn to relax. You're all wound up!"

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

Death from Overwork.

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life..."

Emergency yoga

'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'

"Poor soul - he's been like that ever since he ran off with my wife..."

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"