Stress Breaker Mugs

'You can stop worrying about job burn-out.'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Where your mind & battle are los

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

In basket-case.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Cat in a flap

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Meat Grinder

"I feel your pain."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

In and Out Tray

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Nervous Oral Testing