Stress Reducer Mugs

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"This is Dave, he'll be second guessing your every move."

Man getting mugged. 'Please leave my driver's license. I can't handle the DMV.'

Learning to say 'No'.

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

'I hate this constant atmosphere of always worrying about meeting a deadline.'

'My doctor says I have to slow down.'

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

"You have to learn to live in the now. Maybe next week – our time is up."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Meat Grinder

"I feel your pain."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."