Street Walkers Pillows

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Sidewalk Ballet

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Freestyling.

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

Park statues horse and rider.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

Out-of-Towner

This could be your blurb.

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

Save this Wilderness.

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street.

Dog with enormous stick.

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

Main St Ottowa

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

Paris streets at night

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'