Street Walkers Mugs

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Oh, crap.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Sidewalk Ballet

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Freestyling.

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

Park statues horse and rider.

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Out-of-Towner

This could be your blurb.

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

They could just sit on the picnic blanket, but nooo, they have to have the folding thrones. E-Z Throne.

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Save this Wilderness.

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

Main St Ottowa

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

Paris streets at night

Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."