Street Trading Pillows

Lucky charms.

Street trader tricking police.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Will work for ETFs

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"It's probably just seasonal."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Jumping Wall Street.

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

Looks like another profit's warning

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'