Street Trading Mugs

Lucky charms.

Street trader tricking police.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Will work for ETFs

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Jumping Wall Street.

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Looks like another profit's warning

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'