Street Savant Mugs

'Yeah, I got chased from Main and 3rd, but you know, it's not like it's going to change my lifestyle.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Tie Rolls

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

GURLERS

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'