Street Musician Gifts

'Get a job!'

Street musician can't compete with modern CD players.

Musicians

Busker with a Card Machine

"He doesn't pay any tax on his earnings you know? It's just one gigantic fiddle."

Mice stealing a busking cats money.

Street musician and music notes falling into hat on ground.

Guitar emergency.

Like many in his profession, Herb spent years in obscurity, paying his dues, practicing his chops and performing on street corners before landing his first gig as a CEO.

Trumpet Player.

'Does he merit a banknote or a bill?'

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

Cuban layoffs

"Hey man, please don't litter in my saxophone case."

One man band man listening to his walkman,

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Spiro & Pusho playing on bagpipe

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Victims of Street Violins

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Cariactures

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Caricatures $20"

"I love your work!"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Street Organ - Monkey

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.