Street Gymnastics Pillows

Parkour for the over-40s.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

Cariactures

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Draw your own path."

Hay Rides $10

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Saxophone Player.

Music downloads

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Push for Disco...

Can't even hold signs well.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Caricatures $20"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

COVID Vaccine

The Drummer

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Street Organ - Monkey

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Mobile Operations Stand.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'