Street Performing Pillows

"What did he say?"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Slim pickings (IOUs in busker's instrument case).

"Can you play the same thing, only further away?"

"Are you going to come quietly...?"

Under New Management

"Bed bugs."

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Busker gets musical charity.

'Does he merit a banknote or a bill?'

'Come along quietly now.'

Mime, trapped forever in this cartoon!

He's got a gun!

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

Flasher seeks body double.

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

'Wodger mean - protection money?'

A mime artist catching a fish.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"I'd like to see you talk your way out of this."

"Need A Hand"

'It's just a BALLOON!!!'

Dog wees in a buskers cap.

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

Snake slams into pipe causing head band to unwind.

Assorted Musicians

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

A Duet

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Saxophone Player.