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Pizza London Eye

"Keep your shirt on, pal. Can't you read? It's only 10:55."

24-hour hot dog machine

"Yeah, it's a dangerous job. Do you have any idea how toxic old hot dog water is?"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Trust me, you do not want to know what this thing is made out of.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

Sloppy Joes.

'Anybody we know?'

"I don't understand... We're getting the word out! Why is business so slow?"

'For some reason - no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

6 Brothers Falafel

Fresh Kabob

Bed & Breakfast

Foot Long Dogs. So this is what you meant by "a long lunch."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"What kind? Whatddaya mean, what kind?"

Klondike Bars

Fresh Fish Tacos

"Keep it open."

Hot Rinzelophtats

Meat-Related Events

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"This is our soft opening."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."