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'I've decided to cut out the middleman.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Friday

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

Dive in Archive.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"That's still too high"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pandora's box.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Swiss-army rock...

Sandwich filing.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Generally, cost-cutting is a good thing. Specifically, too much of a good thing.'