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"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

George Smith Patton