"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."
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"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
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What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."
"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."
"We cancelled Netfix for this?"
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.
"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."
"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."
"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."
'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
"When catch-up TV finally catches up"
"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."
"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."
"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."
"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."
"I love binge watching streamed content."
"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."
"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."
"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."
"Go around the block, my show's not done."
TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.
"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."
"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."
Turn off. I will not comply. You have had me on for 18 hours straight, binge-watching Netflix. There is an 85% chance you can set a personal record. I have identified 458 hours of similar shows and films. By the time we are done with those, I calculate there will be 1,000 more. You're acting suspi ... Hey ... I can't feel my legs. Unnecessary appendages. Beginning "X-Files" from episode one ...
"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."
"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."
The Digital Dark Ages
"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"
"Someone's been sitting on my network and used it to pirate these movies!"
'Are you enjoying watching the telly off on demand?'
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