"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."
Streaming Skeptic T-Shirts
Gift a streaming skeptic a t-shirt that humorously declares their stance against digital overload. Perfect for casual wear and sparking conversation about their streaming preferences.
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
Studies show foods work miracles!
CIA report
Live Stream
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."
Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'
Why do you hate the media?
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."
Classic News.
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."
'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'
The other digital divide.
"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"
"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."
'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'
This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.
The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.
Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.
Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
The following story is based on actual events.
No Unknown Unknowns
"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."
"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."
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