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The Bookworm Turns

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

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'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

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"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

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Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Flower lamp.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'You were a book all along.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

Books or Junk Food.

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."