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"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

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"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

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'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'You were a book all along.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Books or Junk Food.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Stephen King

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."