Streamer Supreme Gifts

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"River well stocked this year."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The First Fire Stick

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

Binge Watch

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

A woman watches football on her computer.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Bummer Time Streaming

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

You finished Netflix

'Folks, we're just not doing this right.'

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

"They went together, doctor!"

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'And...?'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'