Strategic Sourcing Manager Mugs

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Made in China

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

Economy

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Sales.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Supply Chain

Gerald Ratner's return

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Blowing dust off an order book.

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Entertainment systems

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Low Hanging Fruit

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'Okay, here's the plan...'