Supply Chain Manager Mugs

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

Made in China.

Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.

'This is my supply chain.'

Fairytale procurement disasters

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'It's local. Grown here on the east coast, frozen and packaged on the west coast, and shipped back.'

Supplier Competition

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea,logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care from Vietnam."

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'This will give you an overview of our branch offices.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'How soon until we can mass produce the stuff?'

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'It's made by American workers, but they're all living in Pakistan.'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Supply Chain

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

Avocadodo

Bump in the road.

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China.'

"You're not thinking of cutting out the middle man are you."