Strategic Satire T-Shirts

"Huh, somehow I missed that. So resting on our laurels is at the core of our new strategic plan."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Spot the difference.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Under new blame.

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Coronavirus Windmills

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

"The Nominees"

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"I say we downsize the company to the five of us and see if we can isolate the problem then."

"Beg for peace!"

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the recruitment and training of new staff to replace the staff we laid off."

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!