Strategic Communication Mugs

"This is pretty strong language, Mike. I trust you've got numbers to support it, and MOST importantly, to back-peddle away from it if we have to?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Any questions?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

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HR - Helping Relationships

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

The Devil's in the detail!

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'