Stranger Danger Advocate Prints

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Man using to much bug spray

Dog Crossing

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Boozing and Cruising

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.