Stranded Songster Prints

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Non-Denominational Carols

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Drunken singers in a public house

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Hell on trio island

Subway Chanteys

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'Cattle Driver.'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

'Still, small voice of calm..'

'We keep playing bottle tag.'