Stranded Humorist T-Shirts

"How much for my golf ball?"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Bob's Driving School.

Shakespeare Ave

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Can you dance?'

Shy Man at Party

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

worrying letters

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

"Pierce and Pebble, Solicitors. Here's a writ for you to appear in court for harrassment of our client, Dr Faustus."

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'We were getting along fine and then she wanted me to get a job.'

"I spend so much time sitting at my desk, my chair now suffers from separation anxiety. I only left for lunch, and it had to follow me."

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"Surprising me- that's your life's work."

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

Working from home

Pandemic Pitfall!

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

"And you can forget about a decent bagel."

Man being prodded into hell by a demon meets a charity collector with clipboard, asking: 'Hello, could I have five minutes of your time?'

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

'Do we flip a coin to see which one gets the job?'

Cruising the highway of broken dreams

When hair stylists are shipwrecked.

Yeah, Fred's a real credit to the human race. He owes everyone.

'Does this orange jumpsuit make my butt look big?'