Strand Thinker Pillows

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Zenemies.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Paul Ree

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"

Compression

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

When two philosophers date. So