Strain Hunter Mugs

Strainspotting

Muscles

"It's such a lovely day!"

Bench Press Accident

"Eat my dust!"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Coastguard

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"Any other strengths?"

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

Doom & Gloom

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Pushy Coach.

strong man bends an iron bar