Straight-to-the-point Prints

'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'

Basketball

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

The society for people who need it spelled out for them

Augmented reality check

Acupuncture.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

This is the shortcut!

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

Urinanalyst.

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"You went to college? That's Amazing! You must be the first in your family."

Man using shaving foam with an electic shaver.

"You couldn't just be a whistleblower, could you?"

'Tell me about the birds, Forget about the bees,'

'You've read that before and it didn't work....'

Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

'See? I ain't wearing a wire. Now, answer the question.'

'I'm looking for marriage and kids. Hi, what's your name?'

"Here at Mario's we believe in calling a spade a spade."

'She's in a meeting. Would you like to get lost?'

Short boy on the tube holds onto a ladies ponytail for support.

"I like it, no fancy advertising"

"I don't like small talk."

"He spends half his time trying to be witty."

'I can't seem to get any 'zip' on my arrows!'