Storytime Scribe Prints

Woman and books.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"And what's the story behind the story?"

Parenting Skills Training

Waiting Room For Godot.

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Noah's Nark.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Tall tales, short stories

'Freddie, the Little Merger Mogul, didn't expect to have a monopoly right away...'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

How to murder birds

'But then after chopping down the beanstalk, Jack's legal nightmare began...'

Fairy narratives

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'You really got to him with your birds and bees chat - now he wants flying lessons!'

"Ancient times? Is that like when my grandmother was young?"