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'Everyone lived happily ever after? Was the Stock at an all time high then, like it is now?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Little Princess.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'A is for Arse.'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"The prince, …. what's his back story?"

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

Sleepy Bunny

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."