Storytelling Showmen Pillows

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Sailor boy

David and Goliath.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."