Storytellers Of The Absurd Mugs

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"He was a sea rescue."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Baseball.

UFO and snowman

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Drone Baby Delivery

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

Magnet at scrapyard

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

The Hypnotato,

The Bonvoy Age...

Closed Thursdays.

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"How the hell are you?"

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."