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Excess Baggage: Some travelers collect truly unique souvenirs.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Baby Bear.

Reading

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

Mephistopheles

Gag - a graphic novel

Men dancing

Young Stephen King

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Purple Fairy

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Snow white and the aliens.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

My Prince.

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."