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Young Stephen King

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Grandpa, what's peace?'

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

'How's your novel coming along?'

"Okay! In the thirty five to forty age group, who's the fairest of them all?"

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

Goldilocks and the Three Chairs

Robot Sisyphus

Purple Fairy

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"I've found an effective excuse isn't just about a single isolated incident. It should be in the context of an entire world view."

"The stories are false. The names are real to stimulate sales."

'Years ago I'd see things that I'd want to tell my grandchildren about some day. Now that you're here, I don't remember any of them.'

Scythe-FI

Twin Broom Witch

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

'On the FBI Most Wanted, I was once number 473...'

She was this tall with curly blonde hair Officer: She ate our porridge and broke our furniture...

Man Turns Into Tree While Waiting for Date

Leslie Thomas.

Friendly Troll.

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Baby Bear.

"I was attracted to his 'come to bed eyes', but over the years they've become 'go to sleep eyes'."

"He's very disciplined about his writing. Three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and four in the afternoon!"

"Ma'am, your anti-fungal medicines have arrived."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Mephistopheles