Storyteller Seekers Gifts

Homeless Vet - Will fill you in on the origins of my post-traumatic stress $5.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Pastries and Candy

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Jorge Luis Borges

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

David and Goliath.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe