Storyteller Seekers Gifts

Homeless Vet - Will fill you in on the origins of my post-traumatic stress $5.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."